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Musings of a geeky, gadget-loving, soccer dad...

Start thinking about Christmas gifts!

Friends,
 
It's not too early to start thinking about Christmas gifts!  :P
 
http://bit.ly/dwcR2f
 
-- via email from my very conservative friend in ATL...

All 50 States and Canada Have Snow On The Ground

Pretty damn amazing...

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All 50 States and Canada Have Snow On The Ground

Historic Storms Keep Consumers In A Winter Mindset And Have Significant Economic Impact

  

Following this week’s record breaking storms, all of the 50 United States (yes, even Florida and Hawaii) have snow on the ground.  You’ll likely have to go back 30+ years to find such a statistic.

 

Some notable takeaways for this week’s record breaking storms:

 

·        Currently, there is snow on the ground in all 50 states and every Canadian province.

·        It is estimated that between one-third and one-half of all North Americans experienced snowfall in the last week.

·        Up to 20,000 flights in the U.S. were cancelled this week, impacting approximately 2 million people.  Conservatively estimating that each person spends $100 per flight, this amounts to a $200,000,000 impact.

·        Dallas received over 11 inches of snow on Thursday February 11– the most for any date in city history. 

·        With two major snowstorms in the last seven days, several locations have set their all time mark for snowfall in a winter season:

City                       Season To Date (Inches)          Normal Season (October-March)

Baltimore*               79.9”                                        22”                  

Philadelphia*           72.1”                                        23”

Pittsburgh               57.8”                                        43”

Washington, DC*     55.9”                                        22”

Chicago                  45.3”                                        37”

Dallas                     15.7”                                        3”

*All time record for most snowfall in one winter season.     

           

·        1,200 daily snowfall records were set over the past week.  Some notables:

o       Chicago set a daily record when 12.6 inches fell on February 9 – shattering the old record set in 1885.

o       Detroit set a daily record when 6.5 inches fell on February 9 – shattering the old record set in 1886.

o       Pittsburgh received 5.2 inches of snow on February 10 – setting a new record and making this the 6th snowiest month ever in city history.

o       Baltimore, Washington, DC and Philadelphia each set numerous daily snowfall records throughout the past week.

·        Including last week’s snowfall and heavy rain events, the retail year is off to its snowiest and wettest start in over 12 years. 

 

What Does This Mean For Businesses Selling Seasonal Products?
(request a complimentary product analysis from Planalytics)

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More On The Way?
While retailers and restaurants attempt to recover some lost business over the important Valentine’s Day and President’s Day holiday, there is more wintry weather to contend with.  As the weekend progresses, many locations in the Great Lakes and Ohio Valley will see moderate snow.  This system will push south and east and reach the east coast by Monday evening and result in measurable snow for coastal cities by the early portions of next week -- including Washington and Philadelphia.  While amounts will be much lower than recent (historic) storms, these will add to the record season and serve to keep consumers in a winter mindset and putting a hold on Spring purchasing.

 

Humor -- attorneys and witnesses

From a friend in ATL...


These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts.

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________________
And the best for last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law...


Feast or famine...

it's funny how that works... i'll give more details in the next few days...

Since when...

Is it ok to respond "y tu?" instead of "y usted?" to the question
"como estas?"... I only speak (natively???) and write a little
Spanish; I have no formal Spanish training...

This week...

Will be the most awesome week ever... If the #Horns and the #Boys both
win... It will still be great if the #Horns win... Just "pretty good",
if the #Boys do good... Despodency ensues, otherwise...

I love birds of prey...

especially hawks and falcons... raptors rock!

this made me laugh... http://bit.ly/6ZYTNL